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Comment on December 19th by Garry Slaymaker

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Comment on November 21st by Andie

Andie — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:43:08 +0000

Go to it, Patches! I just read your story, and I commend you for your bravery, and patience. You must know that your owners love you very much to see that you lose the weight and get your other conditions under control. Looks like you have a great health “spa” to be at during your “recovery.” Good luck to you!

Comment on November 13th by anonymous

anonymous — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:21:39 +0000

Patches,
It has been almost one month since my last visit to the cat retreat… I can’t believe how svelte you look! You are practically two dimensional. Watch out Kate Moss! But please Patches, don’t do coke.
-Ernie
PS: Can you get me some cat nip next time you are on “parole” in the garden?

Comment on November 13th by Victoria

Victoria — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:17:27 +0000

Patches, You sure did look more svelte this weekend. I hardly recognized you! I’m so proud of your progress and know you’ll keep up the good work at home. You should exercise by chasing your humans around the house a little. Show off your new feather dancing skills to them too! Good luck love, you deserve the best

Comment on October 28th by Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 18:16:57 +0000

The feather chasing exercises are paying off. But then again, it may have been the tube of brown goo you devoured…

Comment on October 15th by Parker

Parker — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:38:11 +0000

Patches Babe!!! You are starting to look mighty fine… That little act with the feather — just flirting with you babe!

Comment on October 15th by Muffin

Muffin — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:35:33 +0000

Patches – that Maggie & Parker are nothing but trouble, especially Maggie. I’m petitioning to stay here when our parents return to collect us after their trip to see Yogi & BooBoo in Jellystone.

Maybe we can plan to dine together — I’ll share that big bag of kibbie my Mum left.

Us ’seasoned’ girls need to stick together…

Comment on October 15th by Maggie

Maggie — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:30:25 +0000

Meow Meow Ms Patches!!!

You must be jealous — I’m slim & trim and I attract the boys. So don’t go calling me a hussy!!! I heard you were flaunting yourself, back home, around the neighborhood bully.

Comment on October 9th by Nasty Cat From Your Neighborhood

Nasty Cat From Your Neighborhood — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:49:37 +0000

Dude – You’ve gone all slim and shapely on us. Where’s the fun in picking on a trim, slim girl – besides – I thought you’d finally expired. See you when you get out for good – that place sounds like NO FUN.