I’m sure you’re all wondering why I’m still here. Well, a ‘relative’ (who has never fed me so I don’t know her) needs my people’s help so my pain will continue for another few days 
. Last week, the weather outside was frightful. There were trees crashing all around me. I was certain that death was moments away. Shirley spent more time than usual out here reassuring my co-detainees that no trees would land on them (actually, it sounded more like blah blah trees blah blah blah) but I’m sure it made her feel better. As I’m about to depart this lovely location I thought I would summarize my thoughts about my Fat Farm experience:
- The total cost of staying with Shirley since August - a gazillion dollars.
- My total calorific intake since August - NOT ENOUGH.
- My total poundage loss since arriving at the Feline Fat Farm - 5.3lbs.
- Putting back on 0.1lbs at my last weigh in - PRICELESS!!!!! Ha Ha Shirley
Well fans, I’ve had no time to work on Holiday cards and I haven’t even thought about my Holiday shopping so in case my greetings and gifts don’t arrive on your doorstep in time, please have a wonderful holiday season and here’s to Shirley finding a new career in the New Year.
Lots of Love,
Patches